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INDICTED-John Bolton Mugshot Tee
$29.99 USD
Indicted – John Bolton Mugshot Tee
Looks like the mustache finally caught a charge.
This shirt immortalizes the man who never met a war he didn’t like — except, apparently, the one with the justice system. Clean print, classic mugshot, and a face that says “I swear I thought coups were still legal.”
Perfect for anyone who enjoys watching career hawks crash and burn. Wear it to your next BBQ, political rally, or anywhere someone still calls him a “foreign policy expert.”
It’s equal parts roast and relic — a reminder that even the toughest talkers fold faster than a subpoena.
Throw it on, give that Bolton smirk, and tell everyone you’re “fundraising for the defense fund.”
History’s messy. Your T-shirt doesn’t have to be.