I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20 Tee

Look, we’re not here to judge—we’re just here to print the truth. This shirt says what everyone’s thinking (after a few drinks and some questionable decisions):

“I’m not gay… but $20 is $20.”

It’s bold. It’s funny. It’s probably going to make your mom uncomfortable. And that’s the whole point. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh at the bar, make your friends spit out their beer, or just lean all the way into the chaos—this tee has your back.

Because sometimes, a crisp twenty is all it takes. 💸